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dumbthingsstraightpeoplesay: ally-problems: This is what the majority of straight slash fans think gay people are like. These are the same people who, when being called out for contributing to the fetishisation of homosexuality and its use as wank mater
yeah agreed and it NEVER applies to m/m shipsi just suddenly remembered SNK where Eren who is what 15? a literal underage CHILD was shipped with Levi who also has an unknown age but is hinted at/joked about being quite old and im just MMMHHMM ok then
sansscham: The only reason why I am posting this is to clarify for other artists how Toby wishes commissions to be handled, and to help respect his wishes. This is not a call out, or anything of the sort. It’s to help with clarification for those that
Omfg she was right there she was literally right there you could have called out to her bby what are you doing?!
tigerator: the worst part about my ‘funnies’ tag being #christ is that on days like easter and christmas my minced oaths look more like blasphemy & i’m not here to get called out by chris cross over “how dare you tag that meme as Our Lord
monosexuals: What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over??? What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
dwarfbending: cornerof5thandvermouth: eichenschild: Can you please leave your social justice bullshit out of the Hobbit fandom? Or any fandom that is? Be pissed off with what’s happening in the real world but accept fiction as what it is: fiction.
voxeterna1:So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem. Well,
pizzaback:pizzaback:i let the internet skew what “problematic” means for me too much cause i was so ready to be like 😲!! what did son of beast do???the answer is that son of beast gave people head injuries
tycianeb: NASA has confirmed the discovery of a real-universe analogue of Gallifrey, the home planet of the Time Lords in Doctor Who. According to a recent article, NASA came across what it calls a “transiting circumbinary multi-planet system” –
not of self, but of geography.
planets in the 8th house: things we are painfully aware of
jaspuppy: me, analyzing feelings and motivations of fictional characters: me, trying to understand myself and my feelings:
chelseaperetti: Yeah, I know, you want to do that thing where we’re arguing and fighting, but then suddenly it’s like, “Whoa, this is hot,” and we start making out. Dream on!
The Person You Fabricated To Exist In Your Maladaptive Love Fantasies Does Not Fucking Exist In The Real World So You Need To Stop Dutifully Lying In Wait For An Imaginary Coping Mechanism That You Hope Will One Day Physically Manifest Itself In Front
perditioner: lbr nothing beats “platonically sharing a bed until i wake up and you’re curled round me and my nose is buried in your hair so i’ll pretend to stay asleep to keep this for a little while longer” plots
ifpaintingscouldtext: Joan Rhodes | Dame Laura Knight | 1955
introvertproblems: If you can relate to an Introvert, Join the Introvert Nation
rosemother: depression: i want to die anxiety: but what if you die me:
cutestrology: getting out of the comfort zone or having major life changes can be really hard for Taurus risings (and other Taurus placements, of course). They value security and look for security within the world, they want to be safe and once they
astrollusion: iilluminaughty: Me when I haven’t eaten. FIXED SIGNS
prasejeebus: Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. Me: sees an opportunity to be pettyMe:
cutestrology: when you tell an earth/air sign they are wrong
carbonfiberpersonality: Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing* Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’
scorpioh no
an Enterprising pair
What the Retrogrades in Your Natal Chart Mean
lzbth: swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
PsiCygni
my-soul-is-the-new-black: You’ve heard of Netflix And Chill Now get ready for Sleep Deprivation And Fanfiction ™
simplyonehellofapilot: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta write me a love letter whilst you’re pretending to ignore me even though I’m in the same room as you then shove it in my face before leaving without giving me the chance to answer
goddessofidiocy: thinkin about my two hundred different embarrassing and completely self-indulgent daydream universes that i’ve actually taken time out of my day to create content for and have never shared with anyone bc they’re that embarrassing
Location Not Found
astrolocherry:taureans respect constructive criticism because they value other people’s time and investment, but they tend to disregard it because they have an image of the end finished product in their mind they know the other person cannot see
rigaya: labias: If this ain’t true!!!!! serious shit lmao
incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:Elizabeth Bennet: [to Mr. Darcy] I am attracted to you. But I don’t like you.
unconditions: i love listening to a song repeatedly until i hate it
poppopmygoodbitch: now this is a BIG MOOD
Does anyone else restart their daydreams multiple times and it's the same story that you just keep improving and I'm proving but there's fixed points you always have to keep in there
verycharismaticdragon: nzagul: me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:
stonebutchcowboy: shiftythrifting: a very unsettling plate found in Cracow, Poland Empowering
whitepeopletwitter: Every night
mysticalcoffeequeen: *Looks at menu closely for 10 minutes* “yeah i’ll order the exact same thing i order every single time i come here”
Sun in the Houses
saturnianbitch: Venus in the houses: thirsty edition 💓💦I’ve received many requests for what venus in each house is a slut for, so I went ahead and made a whole post. Venus in the first: • relentless flirting • breathtaking beauty • the
psicygni: me: *has 10 books to read* me: *buys 3 more* me: *ends up reading fanfiction*
better with two
sugary-bowl: Me, every day: Me? Romantic? Please, I’m not 12. Me watching Pride and Prejudice (2005) mouthing along: If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from
demonicbitch: worries you always go back to1st house stellium: appearance. am i too much? do people like me? how do i present myself to others ? who am i ? am i the person i portray myself to be? what impact do i have on others? do i like myself?2nd
textsfromhetalians: me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:sometimes i order things i could easily go out and buy from the store online just for the euphoria of receiving a packageme: it’s literally the exact same boring bottle of shampoo that you can go out right now and
buffskierights:i made a quiz. it’s a good quiz. i spent 5 hours on this quiz. please take this quiz.what your taste in men says about you
valilihapiirakka:me drying the tears of a 6 year old at work: aw, i’m sorry, that’s rough - but look, you’ll probably feel way better about it once you’ve had a snack me, responding to my flatmate or partner being anxious: hmm fair but also you’ll
nineteencigarettes:Having no sources of intimacy in your daily life and therefore resorting to learning as much as you can as a way to pass the time is such a sad cycle, every single day its like what can I become obsessively interested in this time to
uroko-ai: — it’s like there’s a door in my mind. and behind it is, is the entire ocean.— and what will happen if you open the door?— i’ll drown.
nanddor: WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS⤷ 4.05 Private School[image description: Guillermo calls out to the vampires, “Is everybody ready? The headmaster’s going to be here in ten minutes! And remember, you’re just a regular human being who likes to
southie-dakotie:I just remembered there’s no actual name for those little eye crusties you get when you wake up so reblog and tag what you call them
She would dig his spaced out beat analytics